Out where we live in Beacon New York, there's a resturant called the Barking Dog, where if you sign a waiver, you can earn your picture on the wall and a free tee-shirt if you can hold down a:

 SUICIDE HOT DOG

 for 5 minutes without puking or drinking anything. Two younger kids that my brother knows, Russell Joseph and Matt Woliver, decided to take the challenge yesterday. My mom works with Russell's mom, and said that directly after this video ends, he walked to their job and hurled all over....ending in a trip to the Emergency Room. The other kid, from what I hear, puked his brains out also, and laid out in the sun for the entire golf practice. CONGRATS to you crazy ass kids. you guys are my dudes for surviving. I heard:
 "It was worth it" -R.J