My Grandpa put me on to these.

I fell in love.

I wore these at every basketball game back in high school.

I lead my team in scoring in these.

I dropped 29 points against Ossining in these.

I got recruited to play college ball in these.

I regret choosing not to go, and aim to play in these again next year.

I wore these to every school dance.

I wore these to prom.

I wear them during xxx.

I graduated with one attached to my cap.

I wear these everyday unless they're in the wash.

My socks only match the first day that I pop the tags off.

I get new ones every holiday/birthday.

I have an argyle Print tatted on my left fore-arm.

They're comfortable, I feel like I walk on air.

I guess I'm a weirdo, but I prefer the term Eccentric.